Lies in the name of love told recently in our household

Me to Kidzilla- "sure, I would love nothing more than to spend time with you and take you to see Beverly Hills Chihuahua."

Me to Kidzilla- "wow, that sure was a great movie. I'd love to reenact it with your stuffed puppies."

A to me- "Honey, I don't mind that you spend $600 on shoes this week. I know how much you wanted some new shoes."

Me to A- "That 6 hour training that starts at 8am on Saturday will be totally worth the effort. And much better than taking 3 6 year olds roller skating."

Kidzilla to me- "Mom, I got you this candy. And look, one for me just jumped in my hand too."