The Call

A few weeks ago, A got to make an important call to my father. It went something like this:

Dad: Hello?
A: Hey Dad, guess what!
Dad: What's that?
A: It's a good thing Someday and I are already married. Otherwise you'd have to get out your shotgun because I done knocked up your daughter.

After three long years, it finally happened. I'm due around New Years :)


What's a shotgun wedding?